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Phillip Giustino's avatar

The only difference about the toilet seat is when a woman's wakes up or just got home with her bladder about to bursts, she runs into the bathroom, throws down her panties, plops on the toilet to go pee, but ends up falling into the toilet water with her butt and into her own pee water. It happened to my first real girlfriend, the first night I slept over at her place. She wasn't too happy with me and asked if if could put down her toilet seat for her. Guys, we can try to aim through the toilet seat, and it's kinda fun to aim, but sometimes we miss, but we can clean it up after we go pee. Got to admit that when we have to go badly, it can trickle out in our pants as we race to unzip our zippers, and the pee explodes out of us, then we have to change our underwear and pants into something cleaner and fresh. I think it's worse to sit in dirty toilet water or on the rim with dried up piss stains.

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Joel Walbert's avatar

I put the seat and lid down. But at the same, if they can't be bothered to look first, too bad.

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Alan Devincentis's avatar

Is that first girl available?

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Joel Walbert's avatar

I've been wondering that myself😂🫡

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Alan Devincentis's avatar

Well done!

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Philip Mollica's avatar

Always a keeper or two for my clueless propagandized children.

Thanks!

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Joel Walbert's avatar

😂

You’re welcome🫡

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